ジョブズ氏がオバマ大統領の年頭教書演説を代行したら？！ January 27, 2010Posted by marr0528 in iphone, mac.
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Thank you for coming. And thank you to President Obama for asking me to deliver this year’s speech. We’re going to make some history today.
You know, it was just a year ago that we announced our economic plan for 2009. We said we were going to turn around the recession. We said we’d create jobs. And we said we’d do it in 12 months. What happened? We did it in three. It was the most successful period in the history of the United States. And 2010 is only going to be better. How awesome is that?
How did we do it? Simple. We made a stimulus package. It had the most features of any package we’ve ever created—more jobs, more money, more everything. We could have stopped there. We could’ve said, Hey, that was great. Let’s go do something else. But you know what? It wasn’t enough. The American people deserve something even better and more revolutionary.
So today, we’re introducing a new plan. It’s called Stimulus 2GS, and it’s sleeker than any economic recovery package ever created. It’s got bridges, it’s got schools, it’s got broadband Internet. All that, and it’s super easy to use—you can control it from iTunes. Pretty cool, huh?
Now let’s take a look at national security. When we got in here last year, torture was basically OK. We were water-boarding people and doing all sorts of terrible things. If you’re the president of the United States, how do you solve this? Hmm. Oh wait, we have solved this. We banned torture. Boom. Now that’s what I call an amazing breakthrough.
And that’s only the beginning. We’ve got a lot more exciting announcements coming up. Take the judicial world. All I can say is that the Supreme Court will be younger and hipper than ever before. We’re also working on transparency. Take data.gov. Wanna know how many toilets there are in the Capitol? Now you know. Magic. Also, climate change. We’re gonna fix that, too. People say it’s hard, but we’ve got it down to two easy steps: Cap. Trade.